I am a spaz

I took George, the shuttle bus from my apartment to the Path train today, as I do every morning. As I was coming off the bus, my heel got caught in my pants, and I went tumbling down the stairs and straight onto the pavement. God damn, I'm a clutz!! Thank god I didn't scrape, my knee, I was wearing my beautiful pink courduroy pants. I would have been soo sad if I ruined those, since I pain stakingly hemmed them myself. It got dirty from the pavement, but as I got to work, I cleaned it off, and now they look fine. However, I was bummed, that not a single person asked me if I was okay. Instead, they rushed by me to catch the train. Fucking commuters!!